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A PROCLAMATION
WHEREAS my delegation, recently returned from Schulmauckland, hath been received with most gracious hospitality by its host
WHEREAS my delegation hath presented to my government a goodly store of the finest chocolates and exotic potato chips, which doth indicate Schulmauckland as a land most bountiful in the flavours every feline desireth
WHEREAS my delegation hath spake most highly of its host, Ambassador Booster Nelson and the Schulmauckland delegation, describing unto me the course of successful cano-feline negotiations
WHEREAS Ambassador Booster Nelson hath demonstrated every goodly intention for the establishment of neighbourly relations between felines and canines
THEREFORE I shall elevate the status of the Wirdle’s Canine Council from the level of advisory committee to that of full government office. The Wirdle’s Canine Council shalt receiveth a worthy office and doth now, and for all time, serve as an agency of the Bureau of Feline Affairs
FURTHERMORE this proclamation doth establish the new position of Director for the Wirdle’s Canine Council. Said director shall, by right of title, be an ex officio non-voting member of the Bureau of Feline Affairs. From said role, the director shalt bring forth issues which pertaineth to various and sundry canine and feline relations and shalt deliberate on solutions to same. I name Ambassador Booster Nelson as Director and assign said role to him and his successors in perpetuity.
TOWARDS THIS END I set my paw and seal,
The Supreme Wirdle
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