The journey continues... mwa ha ha ha! :: Thunder and Lightning ::
I can make BAT! The Krystal Kollosium! (...and yes the drink cup was still half full of ice)
The throne of Admiral Hestorb is approached... the use of appropriate petting protocol (Y-12.163) is mandatory.
"I shall not be tempted by your humble and meagre offerings of trinkets... now produce the fancy feast and we shall talk"
"You may pet me... (sigh)... if you must."
These diplomatic meetings are such a bore... shall we not retire to the squirrelaterium and catch us some tender victuals for our fancy feast of state!
The delegation has also made contact with the local representatives of the The Wirdle's Canine Council.
"All hail Smoky! Death to Buggula!"
Defense Options for retaliatory strikes against the approaching Queensferry invasion have been investigated.
We could pelt them with small white spheres.
We could also whack the evil purple bugs with aluminum clubs.
Defending against the evil Queensferry invaders will require a full team effort. This is most definitely a VOLitile situation, which needs to be handled with care.
Of course there are other more drastic options to ensure the national security of Schulmania... and to ensure first strike capability.
