Incoming!


Tomorrow is Wirdle Day, the 2nd of April. To celebrate the occasion, the Schulmauckland delegation, headed by Ambassador Booster Nelson Wizard Shonheit and Simtrop scion Craig Abcivvis is due to arrive on Schulmania' shores. The itinerary for the big day is as follows:

The Schulmauckland flagship is due to dock at the Supreme Wirdle's private dock on the east coast at approximately high noon.


From here, an official greeting ceremony will be led by Schulmanicus Archduke Bower and a contingent of cronies and ne'er do wells. After receiving the first visa issued by the Schulmania government, the delegation will be transported to the first of many culinary delight events of the state visit.



There are many fine indigenous cuisines in Schulmania to sample.

A scenic tour of important eastern sites will ensue as the delegation and courtesans make their way to the palace for an audience. Among the sites will be the archduke's office and a local Leech Apothecary. At the palace, ZJ and his progeny will perform the ceremonial Changing of the Bunnies as part of the welcome.


The archduke will head up the Schulmania delegation and will begin talks in the fabulous Garden of Birds, Bunnies & Squirrels. Many topics will fill these initial discussions; chief among them is the current state of war with Queensferry.


Groundskeeper Ima Bluebird will provide tours of the gardens upon request.


Later, the combined delegations will welcome the arrival of an emissary from Monkey Island.

And, if this was not exciting enough, more Simtropolis dignitaries are arriving the following day for the largest ever Simtropolis International Gossip Roundup & Coffee Klatsh.


Sir Gary of Vandy will make his first appearance in Schulmania on Saturday. The combined Schulmania-Schulmauckland delegation will meet him at the palace gates. Together, the entire assembly will embark upon a culinary and sightseeing extravaganza.


No visit is complete without a stop by the fabulous Museum of Claw Technology!


Perhaps an evening meal al fresco while on tour?


Head Waiter Purry McClaws will serve up a great meal.

Afterwards, delegation members will most likely discuss current world affairs and of course the future of Schulmania.


Perhaps big things in the future one day?


Something delicious? We shall see!!!