BELVA DEAR, WIRDLEONIA (Feline News Network) Princess
Katherine traveled from Robinia to Belva Dear to announce the Supreme Wirdle’s
decision for a replacement for departed Agriculture Commissioner Peter Rabbit.
An exhaustive and high-profile
nationwide search led to seven candidates being summoned to Wirtyplace
to be interviewed by the Supreme Wirdle and Bureau of Feline Affairs council
members. Despite intensive lobbying by Count Chocula and the Jolly Green Giant,
both did not make the final interview cut. Princess Katherine traveled to Belva
Dear to announce the new selection at his hometown. The Supreme Wirdle has
selected Zelgadis Junior to be the new Agriculture Commissioner. In her
proclamation, she cited his advocacy for farming and his specialized knowledge
of leafy greens. She also applauded his efforts to remain fully engaged in the
outdoors and tireless campaigning for bountiful crops. She feels that Zelgadis
Junior is the best selection for the position and she looks forward to his
eagerness and energy helping Schulmania grow. In congratulating Zelgadis Junior
on his new post, Princess Katherine urged him to “hop to it” and to enjoy his
WOODS OF WAYNE, EAST ATKINOS (Feline News Network) Residents
of Woods of Wayne, where Fleet Captain von Bremerhaven has based his eastern
fleet, have proclaimed May 29th to be Von Bremerhaven Day to commemorate the fleet captain’s birthday.
Festivities include a parade and a festival. Free hams from all over the realm
will be served to all partiers and special performances by the Pride of the
Southland Band from Knoxvegas will highlight the day. It is expected that a
special proclamation from the Supreme Wirdle will also expand the fleet captain’s
role in the eastern maritime region. Perhaps, he will head up the development
of the eastern fleet of exploration. Sources in Wirtyplace indicate it is more
likely that she will confer upon him a new title.
Please review the ballot below and post your vote here for your selection. Voting will continue until I am tired of counting them.
WIRT, SCHULMANICUS (Feline News Network) Highly-placed
sources in Wirtyplace confirm that that the Agriculture Commission will soon be
without a head. Peter Rabbit, longtime advisor to the Supreme Wirdle in
agricultural affairs, has tendered his resignation. The departure comes as
surprise, as Peter has successfully weathered many storms in his long tenure,
most recently the scandal regarding his trespassing into Mr. McGregor’s garden
in search of lettuces. His spokesperson, Beatrix Potter, reports that Peter is
not leaving due to any impropriety and is instead concentrating on family
matters. She indicated that Peter has been quite busy preparing for the lavish
weddings of two of his sisters, Flopsy and Mopsy. As the male head of
household, he has to pay for and organize the weddings. Unnamed sources close
the family report the two as being “real bridezillas” and quite demanding of
him and his time. Additionally, Peter has taken custody of his wayward cousin,
Several interested parties have indicated their desire to
lead the Agriculture Commission, most notably Sir Ossie, Lady Antebellum and
Count Chocula. The Supreme Wirdle has not named a replacement as of yet but
will be searching nationwide for a capable commissioner.
I do not like taking mine. But, to better educate Schulminions, new medical information will be on the Schulmania website soon, compliments of the Schulmania Medical Corps and the Klingman Institute.
I am pleased to announce the release of West Forest coinage. Denominations range from the bronze 1 and 5 purrs to the silver 10, 25 and 50 purrs and the gold 1 schulmoneta. All will join circulation quickly from the new mint.
I am pleased to announce that Bugs Junior has joined Zelgadis Junior as rabbits-in-residence. Also, Chip the Chipmunk has been spotted as well. Dale's whereabouts are currently unavailable.
I will be releasing a statement to the press regarding my visit to the vet.
I would like to welcome Zelgadis Junior to Schulmania. He has been visiting over the weekend and decided to extend his visit. Please join me in welcoming our guest.
I am now well and have been released to finish recovering at home. Thank you, everyone, for your support.