Mints in the Regency of Wirdleonia are now gearing up to produce new coins for Schulmanukau (Schulmanukau Mint) and Tanagiers (Robinia Mint). These coins will conform to standards of the Schulminion Monetary Union and will be released no later than Aug 1.
After the implementation of the SDI by ZJ, squirrel militancy has been diminished. No longer can they dominate bird feeders and steal all of the seed and keep birds away. The militant wing of the Squirrel Union, the Acorn Liberation Front, has been discredited. A new line of reasoning seems to be emerging from a series of closed door meetings held in the secret treetop nest HQ. More about this new approach will be in Schulmania Volume 3 after source information has been confirmed.
Gvernor Cawale had scheduled me for a trip to the vet's office today to check on my hyperthyroidism treatment. As you can imagine, I detest going to the vet. So, I used some of my clever evasive tactics to hide and miss my appointment! No vet for me today! Mwa ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh!
The Schulmania Chamber of Commerce is changing its webpage and looking to you for your help. The CoC is compiling a directory of popular businesses in Schulmania and will update the current list. Please identify your favorite Schulmania businesses by commenting here. The following have already been listed:
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Volume 3 has now been initiated on Simtropolis. So... love it or hate it? Tell me what you think.
One of the simple pleasures in life is stationing yourself at a window, watching the bird feeder. And, when you have a new motorized bird feeder which flings off squirrels, the pleasure is magnified even more!
Agriculture Commissioner Zelgadis Junior reports that he expect recent rains to increase the yield of clover for the summer harvest. He has crews working on harvesting the tender new growth already and anticipates a large task ahead to have it all cut before the next rainfall.
Emboldened by a string of recent successes, a coordinated
attack was launched by the Acorn Liberation Front, the militant wing of the
Squirrel Union, has reduced the “Squirrel-B-Gone” bird feeder to ruins. After
many attempts to weaken the structure and despite repeated attempts to repaid
the bird feeder, a triad from the ALF special forces joined forces to swing the
feeder off of its hook, causing it to crash to the ground. A hole formed on the
side of the feeder which was leapt upon by the team and enlarged, allowing
access to the sunflower seeds contained within. ALF leader Gen. Nutsy McAcorn was jubilant
with the news of the team’s success and subsequent defense of the seeds from
the rival LOC (League of Chipmunks) faction. LOC dispatched a lone chipmunk to
collect seeds from the pillaging site, but the attack was repulsed by ALF
forces under McAcorn’s command. Local birds are outraged and call for a quick retaliatory
strike. Feline infantry, often used only as a last resort due to the perils it
offers for the avian population, may need to be called in to contain the
situation. FDF (Feather Defense Force) Spokesbird Col. Sanders reports a secret
weapon is under development to exact revenge upon the militant squirrels. No
details have emerged as of yet, but insiders report there may be secret herbs
and spices involved. FDF will neither confirm nor deny these reports, but
sources close to FDF Chief of Staff St. Louis Cardinal believes there may be
some sort of high tech weapon to be deployed against the squirrels… word has
been leaked about “Project Flipper” but nothing official has been reported as
A "storefont" for Schulmania Volume 3 is in pre production. Isn't that interesting?