Here's the latest report on globalization:

 

 

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The Office of the Supreme Wirdle has requested a comprehensive assessment of the quality of Schulminion life as the war against Queensferry enters is third year. The results of this study will be posted soon. Be looking for simultaneous news releases in Schulmania Volumes 2 and 3 on Simtropolis.

Hello, everyone!

 

I know that I have been reclusive and not posted many pictures of my sweet, furry self. But now, at last, I am posting brand new pictures taken of me last night after I attended the Greater Devonshire Ice Cream Eating Contest. Congratulations to the winners, Igotta Brainfreeze and Yum E. Delicioso!

 

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We have noticed a nasty smoky haze to the east, coming from occupied territory offshore. Something bad is going on over there, but we are not quite sure what it is. TRT squads will be dispatched to infiltrate and report back with their findings.

We are pleased to announce a new transit initiative has been put into place in Schulmania Volume 2 Page 183. Consultations with technical advisors from Schulmauckland have allowed for the development of new and more effective transit stations for general use across Schulmania. Check V2 P183 for details.

I have arrived in Risa Beach for the big poker game at Admiral Hestorb's beachfront suite. And I think I will win the big poker game. I wonder how many spam comments will follow a post about poker. Hmmm... my guess is 5. What's your guess?

How do you like my new profile on the website?