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PROCLAMATION NUMBER 163-84217
ISSUED BY: SUPREME WIRDLE
DATE: 14 JUL 2010
TITLE: PROCLAMATION NAMING EASTERN OCEAN |
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As a show of support for our soldiers on the eastern front and an example of our resolve and fortitude, I officially proclaim that the name of the eastern salt ocean, bordering the coast of Devonshire, East Atkinos, the Admiral Islands and any other landmass shall henceforth and forevermore be known as the Schulmanic Ocean.
Pursuant to this, all cartographers will change the name of the ocean on all new maps and all atlases, textbooks and other publications will use the new name in reference to the ocean in all works. With this statement, I indicate our resolve to free our shores of enemy presence and make the ocean a safe and happy place for felines and all other mariners. |
