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Bureau of Feline Affairs Information & Structure

The Bureau of Feline Affairs is the supranational governing authority for felines. It is headed by a Governor-General and guided by a Privy Council. The Privy Council is composed of seven members, each selected from one of the Bureau’s High Commissions. The High Commissions  serve the legislative role for the Bureau of Feline Affairs.

See the current [adopted Jan 2011] BFA organizational structure...

 

Bureau of Feline Affairs Regional Government

The Wirdleplex

The Bureau of Feline Affairs governs one of Schulmania’s viceroy level regions, The Wirdleplex. This military and diplomatic enclave is administered by the Bureau of Feline Affairs Council and governed by the Governor-General. The Wirdleplex consists of the southeastern corner of East Wirdleonia south of the Wirdleonia River and lands east of that district. Annexed territories south and east of the Regency of Wirdleonia are also administered by the Bureau of  Feline Affairs as part of the Wirdleplex.

 

Bureau of Feline Affairs Protectorates

The Bureau of Feline Affairs maintains a dependent territory, the Royal Protectorate of Harar, in the lands south of Schulmania. The nation is fully autonomous but military and foreign affairs are handled by the Bureau of Feline Affairs acting as agents of the Government of  Schulmania.

 

Bureau of Feline Affairs Military Command

The Bureau of Feline Affairs has developed a parallel and supplementary military force to assist the Schulmania National Military in protecting the homeland and feline interests. This independent military organization operates in conjunction with the Government of Schulmania. BFA Governor-General H. J. Franciflora is the Commander in Chief of BFA forces.

 

Bureau of Feline Affairs International Diplomacy

The Bureau of Feline Affairs has established a High Commission to manage international relations and feline affairs in foreign countries.

 
Text Box: QUICK LINKS BFA Alliances & Dependencies Royal Protectorate of Harar League of Loyal Avians Wirdle’s Canine Council Schulmania Bunny Brigade BFA Monetary Issues Commemorative Coins Nationwide Regular Issue Coinage Postage Banknotes Text Box: FELINE FAQ Frequently asked questions about felines and our answers to them Sponsored by the Bureau of Feline Affairs Department of Human Interaction Q: Does my cat speak in English (or French, Spanish, etc.)? A: No. All cats speak Feline (“Meow” in Feline) around the world. But, cats can understand your language when exposed to it. And, on occasion, a cat may show interest in what you have to say, especially if it involves food. Q: Can cats read? A: Of course! Lay out a newspaper on a chair or couch and see how long it takes for a cat to come by and sit on it. How can cats read? It’s all thanks to the Feline Literacy Project. Q: What is my cat’s faith? A: Cats have many beliefs, just as humans do. The easy way to tell if your feline friend is pious is to see if they make a circular rotation or two before settling in for a nap. That’s how cats say their bedtime prayers. Most cats do. The Supreme Wirdle praying... Q: Which is smarter—cats or dogs? A: Cats, of course. After all, dogs have masters and cats have staff! Q: Why does the cat miss the litter box? A: There’s a couple of real possibilities for this one. It seems to be the #1 reason humans become unhappy with their feline companions. Use this simple checklist to see if you can find a reason… Does it get cleaned out regularly? After all, if you won’t use that gas station bathroom which needs a key to open and a prayer to leave alive, why would a cat use one just as nasty? Is it somewhere quiet and undisturbed? You would not go to the bathroom in a noisy, crowded room, so… try moving the box somewhere out of the way The litter may not be nice. Some is too coarse or has weird smells. Try a few types and see if that helps. And, if there were never problems before and now you see some, it could be a warning sign that a trip to the vet may be in order. Cats don’t let on they are sick and if you miss the hints, your chance to catch something early may pass undetected.
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