National Symbols of Schulmania

The Regal Cat’s Eye

 

A flight of fancy in gold on gold enamel, this sphere serves as the symbolic representation of the Supreme Wirdle’s leadership, eternally watching over her subjects. A web of diamond brilliants radiate outward from the 163 carat diamond in the center. This diamond, known as “The Cat’s Eye”, is one of the largest ever found in Schulmania.

 

The Golden Prey

 

The Golden Prey is a 24 karat gold songbird, commissioned by the Bureau of Feline Affairs for the Supreme Wirdle’s 2^nd coronation. It represents the offerings of prey for the health and welfare of cats everywhere. The sacrifices of prey (known to cats as “The Succulent Ones”) for the greater good of felines is recognized with this precious object.

 

The Coronation Coach and The Egg of Schulmanity

 

Created in a similar style to The Regal Cat’s Eye, The Egg of Schulmanity is a gift from the humanoid Schulminions to the Supreme Wirdle. It is designed to serve as a holder for the Cat’s Eye. The Coronation Coach is stored in a matching egg. The coach is scale model of the one the Supreme Wirdle rides in for state occasions. The model, much like the genuine full-size item, is gilded and jewel encrusted. And, like the original, a gilded rendition of her favorite crown caps the coach.

 

The Mantle of Meow

 

This rich, tapestry-like cloth is woven with golden threads. The Mantle of Meow is spread over the Supreme Wirdle’s throne to provide her comfort as she reigns. Dozens of weavers from across Schulmanicus combined their efforts to make this masterpiece, which pictures an array of humanoid Schulminions coming to pay homage to the Supreme Wirdle.

 

 

The Supreme Wirdle wears both crowns and collars. The collars tend to be more comfortable than the crowns, which sometimes slip off due to the triangular ears.

The Scepters of Wirdleonia

 

The Scepters of Wirdleonia are newly-crafted from the influx of gold which entered the Schulminion economy during the heyday of gBay and Yellow Hat Realty speculation in Devonshire. Composed of pure gold and nearly 3.61 meters in length each (diameter of 63 cm), these are not meant to be carried. They are to be displayed in the palace of Wirtyplace as symbols of her greatness. Miniatures, composed of gilded hardwood and 1 meter long, are to be placed at government offices nationwide as symbols of her authority.

Regalia of the Supreme Wirdle

National Symbols